Welcome to the life of Ellie-pooch...here she will regale you with her antics and notions of life x___________________________
10th Sept '13
I AM TURNING INTO A BADGER!! Yes I am! I have a white streaky patch appearing over my back - bottom!! Oh wait..... Nope, my person has just informed me that's paint. Where I lay on the gloss work that wasn't quite dry yet. Panic over.
2nd Sept '13
Yap Yap!
Quickly quickly, I have
nabbed the laptop while my person is eating breakfast. Eating, mind
you without giving me even the smallest morsel! Down right rude, that
is. She tells me that I never share my food with her, I can't even
respond because it has to be the stupidest comment of all time! Why
on earth would I give back what she just put down for me???
But I digress. What I
really wanted to inform you about was this....
Holy Smoke!!! WHAT is
it??! A rock – but hairy & it moves! I got tantalising sniffs
while my person held it and it kept twitching at me! OMG it's the
most exciting thing EVER. Since breakfast anyway. Why won't she let
me play with it though? I mean she set it in the hallway closing the
doors, where I was reduced to staring at it through the glass door of
the kitchen, then zipping round and through the back of the house to stare at it
through the lounge door. Is that not animal cruelty of some kind? And
she wants me to share my food with her?? Honestly.
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